Lord of the Port

Tributes to the Lord

lordoftheport — Mon, 07 Jul 2008 20:24:01 +0000

Obviously, the Lord has many fans across the world, but this fan is jostling for no 1 slot. BastardMonk on YouTube has made a tribute to the my classic song “Scally in a Nova”, and he’s done a jolly good job too.

Obviously he’s not as good a dancer as I am but at least he tried.

I’m Back!!!

lordoftheport — Fri, 04 Jul 2008 23:55:17 +0000

I’ve been away for a while but all will be explained in my next video. It’s all gone a bit crazy while I’ve been away; with the credit crunch taking its toll and the petrol crisis. I’ve got a lot of sympathy for the tanker drivers…it must be very hard to survive on a paltry £40K a year, I wasn’t aware that people were so poor.

It was also interesting to hear that we have the third highest child obesity rate in the country. How disappointing, surely we can try a bit harder and acheive first place! Get your family down to KFC now!!

Marks and Spencer is coming to Ellesmere Port!

lordoftheport — Sun, 13 Apr 2008 20:53:03 +0000

I’ve been really busy lately but you might have read it in The Pioneer this week, Marks and Spencer is coming Ellesmere Port. M&S are building a flagship store in our town and it will provide up to 500 jobs.

Scally in a Nova

lordoftheport — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 01:22:10 +0000

My latest video has been released on YouTube. A true story whilst travelling home from a shopping trip in Manchester. Oh yes, I love going to the Trafford Centre to buy a few things from Selfridges; ironically, Selfridges don’t actually sell fridges!

My Humble Abode

lordoftheport — Sun, 16 Mar 2008 11:32:51 +0000

Another broadcast from your Lord. You’ve asked me about my home and where I live, so here is my response. If you have anymore questions for The Lord then please feel free to ask.

The Lord and the Ladies

lordoftheport — Wed, 12 Mar 2008 16:56:52 +0000

Well I have now posted my second video on YouTube. I’ve had some positive feedback form the young people of Ellesmere Port but also some questions about me. Watch the video to find out:

Ta, ta for now.

The Lord

The Italian Job

lordoftheport — Tue, 11 Mar 2008 22:19:26 +0000

The Lord would like to extend his congratulations to Liverpool FC for their victory over Inter Milan tonight. I’m not really much of a football fan, rugger is more my sport, but it’s good to see a local team doing well. I know that many of you are Liverpool fans, so well done The Pool. It’s nice to see the young Spanish boy banging one in.

I’ve been to a few football matches in my time and recently – on a trip to London – I took my wife up the Arsenal. She enjoyed it very much.

Ta, ta for now.

The Lord

The Lord Has Spoken..

lordoftheport — Sun, 09 Mar 2008 17:42:28 +0000

Today I made my first broadcast on my YouTube channel Lord of the Port and I must say it was a rather enjoyable experience. It is the first many videos that I plan to make so I hope you enjoy them.

I’m not sure how this internet thing works as my man Roy deals with most of it. He’s dab-hand with a video camera; always got one set up in his bedroom, but I’m not exactly sure what type of videos he makes.

Anyway, please watch my first video:

Ta, Ta for now.

Sir Robert

Coming Soon

lordoftheport — Fri, 07 Mar 2008 23:05:29 +0000

Coming soon to the internet: